Discovering the proper use of tools

So I need a screwdriver. Can’t find one, though I know for a fact there are at least 10 of them in my house somewhere.

I collect screwdrivers. It wasn’t intentional. I got one in a toolkit from my dad when my kids and I struck out on our own.

I “adopted” one when my son left his toolbox at my house when he left home to become a Marine. I still have it years later.

I bought one back in Ohio when I got a new car and had to put license plates on. Thought I brought one but forgot to put it in the car. Lucky for me there was a dollar store next to the BMV so for a buck I got a cheap sc...