I wish I didn't know now what I didn't know then

Charles Pelkey, a state legislator and attorney in Laramie, put a story on Facebook about the pitfalls of being a grown-up adult in today’s society:

“A bit of an existential crisis: I stopped by my favorite liquor store for a bottle of wine. A couple of folks were sitting at the bar as I ordered the Pinot Noir I planned to enjoy with dinner. One of them turned to me and asked ‘are you a lawyer?’

“’Yes. Yes, I am,’ I replied, perhaps thinking I had another client in the hopper.

“Cool,” said the young man, “because you LOOK like a lawyer.”

WTH?! I am now officially “Th...