Just a Few Thoughts...

A friend of mine once told me a joke about the United States Postal Service. This was way back in the day, when Kinney's Shoes had not yet been gobbled up by a larger company that was afraid of a little healthy competition. Please bear in mind that this friend was also an employee of said postal service at the time. If the jokes one hears at the postal service are anything like the ones you hear when you're working in the medical profession, or in my case related to someone working in medicine, you come across some real winners.

Anyway, the joke went as follows: What does the United States...